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Hello out there – Welcome to the very own first Pets Place
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| You all know me – the cat that gets under everybody’s feet, and especially up meeshy’s nose – well I’ve been invited to look after our own special place. I’ve included a few little jokes, but come on, don’t let me down, send in your stories, your articles, any little jokes you might; even yer piccys too. Let’s make our special place fun. See ya all again next month! | |
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The Parrot |
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| Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" |
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the
road? Q: Why did the chicken cross the
road? |
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cat's dictionary |
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Purring:
Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats. Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines. Purrson: A male kitty. Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing. |
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burglar is in big trouble |
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burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's
looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up,
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!" |
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He is a very
smart dog |
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I went to the cinema the other day and in the
front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of
film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the
funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the
film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book" |
