Welcome to the the inside info.

 This section of the newsletter is devoted to bringing you the hottest
gossip, and the latest rumors about what is going on at Mediumystics. Some
of this information is so recent that even the managers haven't heard about
it. Our resident spy, Anonymous, has braved the dragon sleeping outside
the bosses office, avoided the slopped coffee from the ever rushing seccy,
rooted in the waste bins, and rustled through Kathy's files to bring you
this breaking news. He might be small, but Anonymous gets into the places
few others dare.

The first announcement is a TOP SECRET, the file was hidden next to the
boss's biscuits. We shall soon have to move to larger premises as we have
over a thousand registered members. The managers are trying to persuade the
secretary to write with a real pen, to everyone. At the moment negotiations
are still ongoing as to who pays for the stamps. If you see the M rattling
collecting tins everywhere you know why.

It is also recommended that you pick a unique nick name, and stick to it.
Mediumystics is hitting the news stands very soon. An advert for the site
has been placed in Spiritual Lifestyles Magazine, THE top selling spiritual
magazine in the UK, and which is edited by our favorite AngelLady Jackie.
The place is soon going to be flooded with newbie's, so if you see anyone
wandering around looking lost give them a smile, say hiya and help them out
until they learn the ropes. Don't do what Pryderi did and install a
turnstile in the ladies toilets and charge a pound for entry. Be nice to
newbie's.

Apparently, it is now possible to book a reading with any of your favorite
staff. You are able to pick a suitable time for your reading without having
to worry whether any readers will actually be available. Like all readings
given on the site this is a free service. You could even book on behalf of
a friend as a gift. Meesh and Suzie are handling the booking emails. So
while this system settles down it's probably best to remember Quiz rule
number one NO MOANIN'!!!

Talking of quizzes there will now be prizes awarded every month in the
Quizwar. Staff and members have been 'persuaded' to donate various prizes.
The chief persuader is Joy (Dragonlady) aka Luigi da Torch. The door on the
staff invitation room has been fitted with remote control locks, if you are
'invited' in there by DL it's advised not to go there empty handed.

Several new staff have been appointed, with more in the pipeline, well it's
actually more of a slide. Kathy has installed a chute in Piccadilly tube
station, and when people think they are buying a bar of chocolate they find
themselves here with a pre-sized hat. They do get to give Kathy their
chocolate bar though. Everyone, at Mediumystics wishes them a warm welcome
and will hope they soon settle in to their new routine. Be nice to them
they've had a bit of a shock. As Kathy said, 'They'll have a bigger shock if
they don't do as they are told.'

The boss has had this amazing idea of giving an award to Staff person, and
site member of the month. No one seems quite sure how this is going to be
decided on. A delivery of fluffy pink Pegasus's arrived through the back
door a few days ago, they all had ribbons round their neck saying 'Awarded
To Kathy'

Lastly, new sets of classes will be starting on the site in the next few
weeks. Quite what subjects will be covered has not been decided. Meesh is on
an 'offishul teecher reecrootink misshun' according to the memo issued by
Joy. All classes will, as usual, be free to anyone attending.

Anonymous Out.